CrazyBulk Review [2019] – #Nothing but Brutal Truth

Let us admit:

“One moment on lips forever on hips”, is less a fantasy and more a reality. As it turns out, you just have to lose control on a bumpy highway to junk-food and it goes from love handles to full on obesity before ever you switch-on the self-control mode.

As per statistics, 1 out of every 13 Americans is facing obesity and most of them know the bitter truth and many don’t dare to say.

As easy as it is to accumulate weight and grow those male boobs that you hide with icing and whatnot, it takes a tooth to nail fight to lose every single ounce of it.

So:

When it trickles down to losing weight and getting that Arnold like bodyline, some resort to green teas, this or that herb or veggies and some are found huffing and puffing in a gym.

As far as the first method is concerned: losing fats, turning those male boobs into “bench mark” male chest and getting a robust and body make do not go with green tea. It’s like waiting for tooth-fairy while you’re already 14.

Gym is the way to go, but then how many of those rock solid and earth shattering bodies, do you think, owe it to weight lifting and exhaustive workouts? I thought that gym could help without supplements, until the reality dawned upon me.

  1. Is CrazyBulk Steroids the Express Way to Fitness?

Well recently these legal steroids created a lot of buzz and if you’ve been searching the internet for legal and harmless steroids, CrazyBulks must have popped up in the top search results.

Here are Pros and Cons of CrazyBulks that I noticed in extensive personal testing and reviews of other users:

Pros:

  • 100% legal and FDA approved so no risk to your health
  • Fast results
  • Buy 2 get 1 free discount
  • Affordable and come with free worldwide shipping

Cons:

  • Fast results wear off fast in case of no workouts
  • Steroids disturb the stomach
  • Lots of pills to digest in a single day

So:

Once I tried CrazyBulk combo (thanks to expert advice from a friend) after trying many legit steroids, I learned that CrazyBulk claim to offering 100% legal steroids combo was not a farce.

But:

Does CrazyBulk really work?

Are these steroids like Anvarol and D-Bal actually legal and harmless?

Is CrazyBulk a scam?

These were the questions that arose in my skeptical brain and if you keep reading you will find the answers to these very important questions. This skeptical user tried a combo of CrazyBulk steroids like D-Bal and Testo-Max.

  1. Testing Process

The plan was simple; I guinea-pigged this combo because D-Bal is one of the most famous CrazyBulk steroid for muscle gains and because Testo-Max boosts testosterone which is just another name for masculinity and male power.

So:

In short, the formula was nitrogen retention + boost in protein intake + boost of testosterone levels = masculinity personified.

But:

As I wanted to switch from one to another muscle gain steroid offered by CrazyBulk (to be a real skeptical user), I replaced D-Bal with other Crazy-Bulks from time to time. So I tried Anadrole, Trenorol and a couple others.

Since I have been taking steroids for good number of years, on and off, I know that all of them tend to develop different type of switches. Some of them will kick in immediately while others will take time to show some scalable results.

So:

I have good news and I have bad news. Let’s have the bad news first. My friend told me that CrazyBulks work better if tried with gut-wrenching workouts, because they do not work like the “magical steroids”. They got to have a consistent pumping at gym to give that rock solid built.

However:

The good news is that while CrazyBulks do not kick in like those “magical steroids” that quickly take you to the Hulkhood and from there to the morgue, they are legal and supposedly not harmful to human body like those illegal steroids which are not approved by FDA.

  1. CrazyBulk Aim

Here’s the deal:

If you’ve been an avid user of steroids and you know how they work, you might not need this piece of advice, but in case you’re new to the Hulky dreams, you have to take account of a few very important things.

First of all, taking steroids is not the road to cutting or bulking your body mass; there are, at times, very serious repercussions of taking steroids, so it is always good to take FDA approved and legal steroids.

Secondly, you are still not in safe zone if you do not apply due diligence and find out as to which type of supplement is the best for you. For starters, “supplement” is just a blanket term, and unless you take in account the contents of a food supplement or steroid supplement, you should not try it without giving a kiss good bye to your vital organs.

Last, but not the last, whenever a young boy or girl goes to gym, they’re all dreamy eyed and unpractical, but they are very clear about their aims. Some go to gym to lose weight, some go to gym to accumulate more mass and masculinity and then there are those who crave those sexy cuts.

Do the same drill with your steroids. Don’t buy and try just any steroids! Whether you want to go for CrazyBulks or you fancy some other steroids, check the purpose that they serve. For example, in case of CrazyBulks, you’ll find that they have a wide range of steroids for each category e.g. bulking, cutting, strength etc. You can choose any of them based on your fitness aims.

  1. Introduction to CrazyBulk Steroids and their Purposes

To know CrazyBulks is to have a look at the purposes different bulks offer and see the contents of those steroids.

Since, you can to CrazyBulks website (https://crazy-bulks.com) and get to know the detail of each and every steroid, let us keep it brief:

  1. Bulking Steroids – For those who want to accumulate some badass body mass in limited time
  • D-Bal – nitrogen retention and protein synthesis booster
  • Trenorol – improved conditioning and boosted strength
  • HGH-X2 – loss of fats and reduced recovery time
  • TestoMax – testosterone booster
  • Bulking Stack – extreme strength and reduced recovery time
  • Anadrole – overall boost in strength and faster recovery
  • Decaduro – increased endurance and fast recovery
  • Growth Harmone Stack – boost in performance, agility and strength
  1. Cutting Steroids – when you want to tone your body with sexy cuts and cruves
  • Clenbutrol – retention of lean muscle and fat burning
  • Anvarol – immediate fat loss and boosted energy levels
  • Winsol – strength, performance and reshaped physique
  • Cutting Sack – fast fat loss with lean muscle retention and extreme strength
  1. Strength Steroids – for overall boost in body strength and agility
  • NO2-Max – overall boost in energy, performance and strength
  • Strength Sack – massive muscle gain, faster boost in strength and improved performance

On CrazyBulks website, they offer bulk combos as well; they are good in case where you are looking forward to a strength booster as well as a “cutting edge” potion.

But:

All the legit questions about CrazyBulks remain unanswered! Is CrazyBulks nothing but hocus-pocus?

Is CrazyBulk real or not? Does it work? Is it not just another steroids scam over the internet and it will leave you with really bad side effects on liver and kidneys because steroids are known to damage these internal organs?

Well:

To be honest CrazyBulk is harmless and success depends on how you plan your cycle and how you use a good combo of these legal steroid alternatives. In next part you will see how I tried combo of different bulks and how I planned my cycle.

  1. My CrazyBulks Story

As pumped up as I was by CrazyBulk supplement reviews, I was not willing to give up on my alert and suspicions of CrazyBulk and this is why I decided to try it like intermittent fasting.

I mean, not exactly like intermittent fasting, but I decided to go with gym + CrazyBulks model with brief respites of 5 days to a week to see how it worked for me.

So:

First two weeks I tried CrazyBulks + workout and since my aim was gaining some body mass, I closely observed the physical changes in my body and then quit both (Bulks and workout) for a week and again scaled the weight and overall body strength.

Next time, I tried the combo for a week and then quit CrazyBulks for 4 days while I was still working out. This helped me scale the difference, but let us not jump to the conclusions straight away.

For another two weeks I reverted to the previous routine and pumped up my body with both Bulks steroids and extensive work outs and like before, I took a break of whole week, but this time I skipped gym and keep using Crazy Bulk Dbal and other steroids.

  1. Why This Type of Testing?

Well:

Being a digital marketer I am a big fan of A/B testing. To make it simple in A/B (or as per the case A/B/C …. testing) one tests each notion against others by either trying all of them together or one by one.

This sort of A/B testing let helped me exclude doubt from my analysis and as I tried both gym and Bulks together as well as separately, and then I quit them for a short period in every test, I am sure that my findings are 90% beyond doubt, given or taken considerations such as impact of these factors on every unique, individual person and the environment etc.

Now:

Thanks to the A/B testing, I am pretty sure about my findings and I know whether Bulks work only with constant workouts or they work without them or they don’t work at all.

Also, keeping up the spirit of A/B testing, I tried all three or four bulking steroids such as Anadrol and D-bal etc. and tried them alternatively. This helped me develop a better understanding about how they work and which one was most suitable for my purpose.

  1. CrazyBulk Cycle

Since, CrazyBulk offers a lot of different types of steroids and I tried the bulking steroids, considering my fitness aims, here is how I devised a fitness cycle and changed it every now and then with skipping or replacing Crazy Bulk pills.

  • 8 Weeks Cycle
  • 2 Weeks with both Bulks and Workouts
  • One Week rest to examine results
  • One week try the combo
  • One week or less skip Bulks and just do workouts
  • 2 Weeks again with both Bulks and Workouts
  • One week break from gym but kept using steroids
  • Did highly intensive weight training
  • No major change in eating habits, except no junk food and soft drinks etc.
  • Boosted cardios and protein intake

So:

Peeps, this was my cycle that helped me use these CrazyBulks to put up some decent pounds on my body and convert it from a skinny body built to one that looks like a Hulk in making.

  1. CrazyBulk Frequently Asked Questions

Now:

This review trickles down to the most important part. When I was searching for good legal steroids, CrazyBulks popped up on my screen and I also had a lot of questions in my mind, just like you might have.

I have also read a lot of CrazyBulk reviews and to tell you the truth, I did not trust them at all. On internet, whether you want to buy products or services, fake reviews and testimonials is one of the most exhausted and badly exploited option.

So much so that people buy and sell fake reviews just to lure the prospects into buying stuff. So, I was alert and I refused to fall for reviews, until I researched Bulks and found answers to following strikingly important questions:

  • Are they illegal and Anabolic steroids?

Anabolic steroids, as some of you must be aware of, are actually illegal and harmful synthetic hormones that act like actual testosterone, help with muscle growth and sex-life and they are considered illegal for athletes because they offer unfair advantage to them.

Also, they are illegal if you use them without prescription from a certified doctor. Would you like to go to jail for a year and pay $1000 fine? I won’t.

Why they are harmful, it is because they come with a number of really serious side-effects, such as:

  • Shrunken testicles
  • Reduction of sperm count that leads to azoospermia (zero sperms)
  • Boost in estrogen that then leads to male boobs (yuck, who wanna have them?)
  • In case of women – increased body & facial hair
  • Rough skin
  • Reduced breast size
  • Deep voice
  • Hormonal anomalies e.g. increased clitoris

Since CrazyBulks is FDA approved, it is neither illegal nor harmless/anabolic.

  • What proves that CrazyBulk Steroids are quality and harmless steroids?

Well, CrazyBulk is cGMO compliant. cGMO stands for ‘certified Good Manufacturing Process” and although this certification sound legit enough, let us kill the doubt here by saying only three alphabets … FDA. Yes, FDA confirms and regulates cGMA compliance, thus FDA visits facilities where such items are made and nothing is sold without making sure that the edible items are 100% safe for human use.

  • Do I need prescription to buy CrazyBulk anabolic steroid replacements?

Since CrazyBulk is 100% FDA approved and it is FDA tested to check whether it is manufactured with the same ingredients and in the same way as manufacturers claim, it is 100% valid, you can use it free of fear. To make it simple; CrazyBulk is not a prescription drug.

  • Is CrazyBulk made in offshore facilities?

FDA has a practice to mostly reject the drugs and edibles that are made in offshore facilities and since CrazyBulk is 100% made in USA, FDA easily approved it. It is not NZT … if you know what I mean J

  • Would CrazyBulks boost my testosterone levels and affect my sperm count?

There are two type of testosterone boosters: anabolic and natural. Enough has been said about anabolic steroids; these steroids are natural and they naturally increase testosterone within your physical limits.

Also, since they are not anabolic steroids, they do not mess with your balls and thus your testicles keep functioning in a natural way.

  • Do I still have to pay to my gym or CrazyBulk will do it for me?

The answer is a big No! CrazyBulks are natural and legal steroids; they work better if you combine them with exhaustive reps at your gym. That is, you can reduce your dependency on gym, but you cannot give a kiss good bye to it.

  • How long does it take to see some muscles?

Well, this is a tricky question. These are steroids and steroids’ functioning depends a lot on how your body naturally reacts to them, how much aid you provide to your steroids by consuming healthy food and having extensive workouts. Most of the people start noticing results by third or fourth week depending how punctually they use steroid pills and how well they do at food and workout part.

  • Can I buy CrazyBulk steroids from Amazon?

Unfortunately, due to policy of CrazyBulk, they do not sell their steroids on any third-party store or website. You have to purchase directly from their website. You can either choose to pay via any valid credit or debit card or you can pay through PayPal.

  • Do I get a refund if I am not satisfied by initial results?

Well, this is a tricky are and one reason why I was skeptical of CrazyBulk bodybuilding pills. CrazyBulk does not offer any refund whatsoever but only if you return the items within 7 days of purchase and that too if the pack is not opened.

In other words, this whole transaction lacks transparency because unlike other steroids, you cannot test CrazyBulk and return if they do not work for you.

  • How long does the shipping take?

Well, here is how shipping goes unless something rare and unprecedented delays it:

  1. USA – 3 to 7 days
  2. UK – 3 to 7 days
  3. Europe – 3 to 10 days
  4. Canada, Australia and Asia etc, – 5 to 15 days
  • Is the packaging kept discreet?

I understand that might not want people at home know that you’re on natural athletic steroids; I also wanted the shipping to remain discreet and this is how CrazyBulk people do it. There will be no company or product name or hint on the packaging at all.

  • I am an athlete and drug test is a big issue for me; will I get caught because of CrazyBulk?

Since CrazyBulk illegal steroid alternatives are 100% legal and harmless, they will not show up on your test report. There will be nothing in your blood to get you in trouble.

  • What are the side effects of CrazyBulks?

CrazyBulks is 100% legal and harmless alternatives of illegal steroids; that is they are made of natural ingredients and FDA approval keeps them above any doubts.

Having said this, they are still alien to your body and they might have certain side effects depending on how your body deals with them.

I am trying not to be funny but I got unnatural boners and they were so hard that I felt a little pain before they wore off. Some people might have high blood pressures, extensive sweats and similar other side effects, but I haven’t noticed any considerable number of people complaining of any side effects.

  • What is your personal experience of CrazyBulk products?

Well, this question demands a little detail. Like I said, my aim was to accumulate some muscle mass on my thin and skinny body. I chose d bal crazy bulk and other bulking steroids.

As I have explained that a friend who has already used these steroids guided me to use not one or two but a combo of bulks to find the winning combination and for that I kept on swapping one with another. He also guided me on food and workouts.

Long story cut short, I acted upon the cycle and plan that I have shared above and it was the fourth week that I had those clear signs of growing muscle mass. First you notice them in mirror, then you check the weighing scale and very soon people start admiring you.

There is one very important observation to share with you; I pretty soon started feeling a burst of energy in my body and my stamina boosted to new heights very earlier, but it was only when extensive workouts were added to my routine that the difference started to appear on my skin.

If you are only looking forward to a robust boost in your everyday energy and stamina, you may skip or limit the gym plan, but if you are looking forward to have the cuts and muscles that women have a craving for, make sure that you hit the gym real hard.

Last, but not the least, you have to soon move to cutting steroids offered by CrazyBulks in order to have some find cuts and curves on your muscular body. This is the dream of every gym boy who hits a plateau and never manages to get rid of it.

My synopsis? Got a fitness aim? Buy relevant CrazyBulk steroids made for that purpose and hit the gym until you find the silver-lining of fitness and masculinity unleashed.

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